WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO MEN TRY TO SPREAD A MESSAGE OF PEACE?

We interrupt this website to give you an important LOVE ALERT.

Abnormal levels of friendliness and compassion have been detected in and around the great city of London, UK. Urban Garden Magazine asks all readers to be especially vigilant if they observe any jovial strangers. Report any smiles or eye-contact from anyone you don’t know well … immediately.

KNOW BEFORE YOU GO

Two men, who go by the names of Charlie Veitch and Danny Shine, are known to be especially dangerous. We advise all readers planning on visiting London to familiarize themselves with this website: www.youtube.com/cveitch

If you see either of the men featured in these films, do not approach them. (They have been known to hug strangers indiscriminately.) Call the SMILE STOPPERS hotline immediately!

DO NOT under ANY circumstances visit www.cveitch.org and accidentally donate these lunatics any of your hard earned money. This will only encourage them.